Hellfish - I Like Chinese lyrics

The world today seems absolutely crackers, crackers
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why

I like Chinese, I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please
I like Chinese, I like Chinese
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say

I like Chinese, I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please
I like Chinese food, the waiters never are rude
Think of the many things they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess

I like Chinese, I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please

I like Chinese, I like Chinese
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say