Rob Gee - Big Mac Daddy lyrics

Hi, welcome to McDonald's
May I take your order please?
Yeah, let me get a
Big Mac, chocolate shake, large fry, apple pie [19x]

Excuse me, sir, can you please report your order
- What, are you fucking stupid?
All I want is a
Big Mac, chocolate shake, large fry, apple pie [8x]

Excuse me, sir, can you please refrain from using profanities
- Hey, suck my motherfucking cock

Please, drive around sir

Sir, that comes out to six dollars and sixty-six cents
- There's no way I'm paying you in that dumb fucking McDonald's uniform, okay?

Thank you for choosing McDonald's
Have a nice day