Now I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice
And if you do cop a 'tude, jerkoff
I will see to it you will spend the next ten years
In prison getting ass-fucked
And if the case is thrown out
Because my arrest was too violent
I will personally hire men to ass fuck you for the next ten years
Meanwhile, you're under arrest for the crime of prostitution
Years in prison getting ass-fucked
Now I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice
And if you do cop a 'tude, jerkoff
I will see to it you will spend the next ten years
In prison getting ass-fucked
And if the case is thrown out
Because my arrest was too violent
I will personally hire men to ass-fuck you for the next ten years
Meanwhile, you're under arrest for the crime of prostitution