Don't give me attitude, sir
See, you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass
And everyone knows, when you make an assumption
You make an ass out of 'u' and 'umption'
Now, I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice
And if you do cop a 'tude, jerk-off
I will see to it you spend the next years in prison getting ass-fucked
If the case is thrown out 'cause my arrest was too violent
I will personally hire men to ass-fuck you for the next ten years
So if you're an ass-fucking fan
You go ahead and mouth off
Meanwhile, you're under arrest for the crime of prostitution
Yeah, I know exactly
What that's like, four years inside
A real shit-hole
And I'm not going back!
And I'm not going back!
See, you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass
And everyone knows, when you make an assumption
You make an ass out of 'u' and 'umption'