Man stepped forth and rang the crooked bell
And thus his crooked soul spiraled into a crooked hell [2x]
Hey, motherfuckin' make it
And thus his crooked soul
[..]
So the crooked man set out to make a crooked earth
(Hide in fear), buried in crooked dirt
And thus his crooked soul spiraled into a crooked hell
Murdered his crooked family and laughed a crooked laugh
You people all must suffer all of my crooked wrath
The intro and ending of the video edit have additional lyrics:
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house