A crooked man
There was a crooked man, he walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
A crooked man
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
But the crooked man was sad and once he had a thought
Why should he be crooked when others they were not
So the crooked man set out to make a crooked earth
Crooked men and women buried in crooked dirt
And the crooked man stepped fourth and rang the crooked bell
And thus his crooked soul spiraled into a crooked hell
Murdered his crooked family and laughed a crooked laugh
You people all must suffer all my crooked wrath
A crooked man [2x]
He walked a crooked mile