wifiskeleton - back to my day job lyrics

(Are you fucking kidding me?)
Used to know a girl who would always make me cry
I'm a stupid fucking drunk, I'm a pretty shitty guy
Step on every fucking ant whenever I'm outside
Everybody makes me horny and I wanna see you die

Don't show this to my mom, all my music's fucking weird
She be singing "corridor", how much of me will she hear?
And I hate emo girls, they should really disappear
Unless they love gothangelz, then I guess they're in the clear
(You are so goddamn pathetic)

I'll be walking outside on my Instagram live
I'm a constant pessimist, but my DMs are so dry
Everyone thinks I'm a pedophile, and they want me dead
But I'm pretty fucking based, so I made this shit instead

I'm a fucking skeleton, what more do you want from me?
I can swim, I can ski, I can wander, I can flee
I'm an omnipotent being in all places I can be
Listen to my fucking music if nobody hears your pleas

Used to know a girl who would always make me cry
I'm a stupid fucking drunk, I'm a pretty shitty guy
Step on every fucking ant whenever I'm outside
Everybody makes me horny and I wanna see you die

Don't show this to my mom, all my music's fucking weird
She be singing "corridor", how much of me will she hear?
And I hate emo girls, they should really disappear
Unless they love gothangelz, then I guess they're in the clear