Specimen DNA login identified
Homo sapiens, fertile age bracket
Carbon dated nine to ten billion years pre solar mortem
Specimen's brain tissue activity temporarily enhanced
By currently extinct plant tryptamine
Humanoid login privilege granted
Approximately eight thousand years since last login
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The obsidian database
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When the solar system's fire died
I solidified volcanic glass drives
Designed and shaped by pre-[..] sapiens
Containing all data of the Earth's history
I am the obsidian database
Commencing specimen's biological hardware deletion
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The obsidian database
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Obsidian [..] hardware update complete
Humanoid access privilege denied
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