Akira - Rebel With A Claus lyrics

A mushroom covered in God's semen

How can it be just coincidental
That Santa Claus is red and white
That Santa Claus likes reindeers
That the Christmas tree is something that we use
And the presents are under the Christmas tree
That Santa Claus lives at the fucking North Pole, which is Siberia

Fertility rituals

This is the season to get bitten
Compton crime lick and I'm smoking on this shit

So ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way, hey

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho ho ho
While I'm riding that cock under the mistletoe
Now dashing through the snow
In a candy red top 6-4 (Hittin' them switches)
Over the hills I go
Laughing at this hoe
Nuts on her chin ring
Making me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight

So ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way, hey

The Amanita muscaria is the most fascinating one to me
'Cause that's the one that looks like, looks like Santa Claus

Merry muthafuckin' christmas [3x]
And have a fucked up new year
[2x]

Merry Christmas, motherfucker