REVIVE - Wasted lyrics

Here we go, alright, I had this crazy experience
I'm in the studio, painting the walls
Putting in the bass traps, getting the upgrades
Then the paint fumes just like get to my head
'Cause I'm fucking wasted at this point
I'm like hands in the air like Bob's your uncle
I'm like out of my fucking mind

So I stumble down to my mate's place and I'm like
Bro what you up to?
And he's like
Yeah, nah, nothing much aye
And I was like
Bro I think I'm having a bad trip

'Cause I'm fucking wasted

Bro I think I'm having a bad trip
And he's like
Oh yeah fucking pop this aspirin
You'll be good as gold
And I'm like
Oh yeah, cheers bro
And he's like
Yeah no worries aye like
Gives me this drink
And it was like salty
And I was like why is this aspirin salty?
He's like don't bite the hand that feeds you mate
And I'm like
Oh sorry mate
Just smack this aspirin back
Salty as fuck
It's fucking disgusting aye

'Cause I'm fucking wasted
Bro I think I'm having a bad trip
'Cause I'm fucking wasted

Why is this aspirin salty?