Morty
Morty
- Rick?
- Hey Morty
- Rick?
- Morty
- W-where are you?
Are you far away or are you inside something
Is this a camera?
Is everything a camera?
- Morty, the garage, Morty
Come to the garage
It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty
Oh, jeez
Morty, keep your hands off your dingdong
All right, that's it, I'm out
I'm gonna go into the wilderness
And I'm gonna make a new life for myself among the tree people
It can't be worse than this
Seriously? Holy crap
Holy crap
Hahaha, yeah
Lick, lick, lick my balls
Morty
- Rick?
W-where are you?
- Flip the pickle over
- Oh, man
- Come on, flip the pickle, Morty
You're not gonna regret it
Boom, big reveal
Hahaha, yeah
Oh, jeez
I turned myself into a pickle, Morty
What do you think about that?
- What, what kind of monster are you?
- I turned myself into a pickle
I'm pickle Rick!
I'm a pickle
Hahaha, yeah
Oh, jeez
Riggidy Riggidy wrecked, son
You're a monster
You're like Hitler
But even Hitler cared about Germany or something
Seriously? Holy crap
Holy crap
I'm a pickle
Lick, lick, lick my balls
I'm gonna take a big fat, Morty
That's my new word for shit
Because of today's events