Regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous in social situations, motherfucker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month, motherfucker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce, motherfucker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous in social situations, motherfucker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month, motherfucker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce, motherfucker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the (dentist) [14x]