Somehow, while the party was in progress
An unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for some time
And while many of you have been made too brainwashed to comprehend
This frequency is, and has become a threat to our society as we know it
This station in conjunction with other airwave announcements
Will conduct this exact test
The DJ booth is conducting a troubleshoot test of the entire system
Somehow, while the party was in progress
An unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for some time