Wavolizer - Forecast lyrics

Our meteorologist Shay Ryan with an update on our forecast for today

Weather coming to Yale
Yale [?x]

How do I get out of this green fuckhole?

I'm being serious with you fucks

Ladies and gentleman, welcome back to the news
And now here's the weather
Our meteorologist Shay Ryan with an update on our forecast for today
Clearing skies this morning

Weather
Weather coming to Yale
Weather all over the place, place, place
There's gonna be birds flying
Moon's coming out tonight
Fucking high tide is happening now
[3x]

This is your forecast for the week
Forecast for today

Monday, go fuck yourself
Tuesday, go fuck yourself
Wednesday, sunny with a chance of go fuck yourself

(Weather) [?x]
Our meteorologist Shay Ryan with an update on our forecast for today

This is your forecast for the week

Monday, go fuck yourself
Tuesday, go fuck yourself
Wednesday, sunny with a chance of go fuck yourself

Weather, weather
All over the place
Weather, weather
Birds flying
Weather, weather, weather
This is your forecast for the week

Weather
Weather coming to Yale
Weather all over the place, place, place
There's gonna be birds flying
Moon's coming out tonight
Fucking high tide is happening now
[2x]

It's the end

Ladies and gentleman, welcome back to the news
And now here's the weather
There's no other way to say it Rick
It's hot as balls out there today
Hot as menopause out there
Hotter than a witch's tit with a cast iron broad
Hotter than a prostitute in church
Hot as fuck
Hot as a motherfucker
Hotter than two squirrels fucking in a wool sock
Hot as Beyonce in 1998
Hotter than the pool boy I took home last night
Hot as a Mercedes-Benz in skid road
Hotter than your ex
Hotter than my grandmother's faux pas
When she is in the middle of her jazzercise