In the year 1987
NASA launched the last of America's deep space probes
The one-man exploration vessel
A lone astronaut, Captain William "Buck" Rogers
Your name is Buck, right?
And you came here to fuck, right?
Buck Rogers
Bidi-bidi-
Bidi-
That's not music to my ears
Distinguished colleagues, you have heard the evidence
I challenge you to find this man guilty
He is an innocent pawn in a great war
Your name is Buck, right?
And you came here to f-
Bidi-bidi-bidi-bidi-
Hold the phone
You are now
You are now in the 25th century
Anybody got an aspirin?
I'm definitely gonna need that aspirin
Bidi-
Eat lead, sucker
Bidi-, bidi-
What do you say?
Bidi-
Reach for the sky (-ky [3x])
What do you think you're doing?
Buck- [2x]
Bidi-bidi-
There's something fishy going-going on here
That's clipping
It's illegal
Let me show you how you should have done it
Bidi- [2x]
Wilma's looking real foxy
Now
Get it on (-on [?x])
Bidi-bidi-bidi-bidi-
Buck- [6x]
My name is Buck
And I'm here to-
Bidi-bidi- [?x]
Just when you thought it was safe in the 25th century
They're not dead
They're not alive of course, but they're not dead either
It's as if their spirit, the energy force, if you will, is drained from them
No!