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Imil - Evolution Theory lyrics


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AH! I can't take it anymore! AAAAHHHH!

Alright kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution
It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this:

In the beginning we were all fish
And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby
And the retard baby was different so he got to live

The retard fish goes on and make more retard babies
And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with his mutant fish-hands

And it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made THIS: retard-frog-squirrel
And then THAT had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog

And than this monkey-fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made YOU!

That made YOU!
-Oh boy!

AH! I can't take it anymore! AAAAHHHH!

So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations!
-Oh boy!

-Oh boy!

It goes something like this

AAAAHHHH!

-Oh boy!

So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations!

AH! I can't take it anymore!
-Oh boy!

Cover: Imil - Evolution Theory
  • Evolution Theory Remixes

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  • 2009

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  • Submitted
  • May 30, 2008 by imil
 
Rez 9 years, 9 months ago
fish-squirrel Not fish-squirel
When did this become a thing?
ely 11 years, 9 months ago
haha awesome song, love it!=)
Qz 13 years ago
nice job, great lyrics :)
Imil 13 years ago
Added link ^^
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