The police are throwing a party
Everyone's invited
There'll be dress ups
They'll be keeping an eye on-
This holiday season the police are throwing a party
Everyone's invited
There'll be dress ups, and hats
Some people will get a written invitation
And of course, they'll be keeping an eye on numbers
And checking ID's
There'll be loud music, flashing lights
And they'll take loads of photos
The police are throwing a party [2x]
This holiday season the police are throwing a party
Everyone's invited (everyone's invited)
Some people will get a written invitation
And of course, there'll be loud music, flashing lights
And they'll take loads of photos
They've got glow sticks
An endless supply of straws
And lollipops
You won't have much to celebrate
'Course some will be surprise guests
And others will want to stay on
Take drugs then drive (drive [3x])
Drugs
The police are throwing a party
Drugs
This holiday season the police are throwing a party
Everyone's invited (everyone's invited)
Some people will get a written invitation
And of course, there'll be loud music, flashing lights
And they'll take loads of photos
They've got glow sticks
Drugs
An endless supply of straws
And lollipops
You won't have much to celebrate
'Course some will be surprise guests
And others will want to stay on
If you drink or take drugs and drive
If you speed or drive unlicensed
The party's over