Neelix - Cabin Pressure lyrics

Mind your step

Welcome aboard
It is our pleasure to have you with us
Your safety and comfort are our primary concern
So please, pay close attention to the following important information

If you are seated in an exit seat, you must be able to see the exit,
Hear instructions, open the exit and verbally direct others to the exit
To fasten your seatbelt place the metal tip into the buckle and tighten the strap
To release, lift the top of the buckle

If the cabin pressure should change, panels above your seat will open, revealing oxygen masks
Reach up and pull a mask toward you
Place it over your nose and mouth and secure with the elastic band
The plastic bag will not fully inflate although oxygen is flowing

If you are seated next to a child or someone who needs assistance
Put a mask on yourself first and then place the mask on the other person
Exits on the L-1011 are eight doors, four on each side of the aircraft

Federal law prohibits tampering with, disabling, or destroying a lavatory smoke detector.

Or smoke detect

Federal law prohibits tampering with, disabling, or destroying a lavatory smoke detector.

After 18 hours in the back of an airplane
Three dumb movies, two plastic meals
Six beers and absolutely no sleep
I finally touched down

Delaying the flight, immediate boarding please at gate C9
We will proceed to offload your luggage