Nasenbluten - Big Cunts lyrics

Kate, how are you going?
-Good thanks how are you?
I-i understand you're besotted with somone.
-Yeah
-She got that kind of besotted er...timbre in her voice.
-Oh well, it's just a really impossible thing that's all...because...
Oh well what, why is it[..]
-She's in love with a stoner deadhead
No it's a priest
-No no no
-Ah
-Listen this is serious. It's really egrigeous i know, but you know Bones from Midnight Oil, i just think he's the hottest thing i have ever seen, he just looks so good in his tight black jeans at every concert i have been to
-I think he's given his soul to Jesus
-Oooh
-Not to you.
Tha-that does sound a little bit, um you know, g-word.
-Have you ever met him?
-No i haven't
Oh
-Everyone says i know he's from New Zealand and i always have fights with all of my friends, like they're always saying you know, Peter Gifford is a better bass player in my
And he is too
-Hello there Rory how are you?
-Hello there
-Oh Rory
-Yuoooooooooooooooooooooooo
-Oh Rory st-Rory take off the computer we want the real voice. I'm gonna-i'm gonna dump you, i'm gonna dump you.
-I am [...]
-Now Rory what
-Ma Ma Moooooooooo
-I'm gonna dump you Rory
-Oh Rory's got too many problems to even worry about, but David has problems, but i think you can help him now on.

OH FUCK OFF.