Going home late at night
Suddenly I got a fright
I looked through a window
And surprise what I saw
A fairy with boots on
Dancing with a dwarf
Alright now
Fairies wear boots
And you gotta believe me
I saw it [2x]
I tell you no lies
Fairies had boots
And you gotta believe me
I saw it [2x]
With my own two eyes
Alright now
[2x]
So I went to the doctor
To see what he could give me
He said son, son you've gone too far
'Cause smoking and tripping
Is all that you do