I just came back from taking a piss
And you know who I saw?
I saw God taking a piss right next to me
And you know what he said?
Do you really want to know what God said while he was pissing?
God said: "I think I've had a little bit too much"
I said: "A little bit too much of what?"
God said: "He thinks he's had a little bit too much"
And I said: "A little bit too much of fucking what?!"
God said: "I think I've had a little too much of motherfucking XTC"