Bloodhound Gang - Screwing You On The Beach At Night lyrics

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi
Llike when this used thong
I found and bedazzled with gems
Brushes ever so gently against some boobs
I guess it's hard to believe that one man
Could have a ponytail this sensitive and
Distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you

I know my haiku's are freaking intense
But even the words I made up to sound French
Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts
I would show up for our pottery class
Dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night
[x2]

One milkshake, two straws

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night
[x2]

Don't I (Don't I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo)
[x2]

Release the doves