Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love
Heartbreak, loneliness, being broke
Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain
The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital
Where we caught a man in the right position
We name this song "Constipation blues"
Constipation blues
Splash
Got a pain down inside [4x]
Got a pain [2x]
Down
[3x]
Constipation blues
Got a pain, I got [?x]
Every time I try-try-try
Got a pain, I got [?x]
Got a pain down inside
[2x]
Got a pain, I got [?x]
Every time I try
Got a pain, I got [?x]
Constipation blues
Got a pain down, pain down..
Down
Got a pain, I got [?x]
Got a pain [2x]
Down
[3x]
Constipation blues
Got a [?x]
[2x]
Constipation blues