The Decoy - That Thing You Like lyrics

She was busy making all of her dreams come true
He hissed like champagne, popped like a balloon

I taught your girlfriend that thing you like
All in an afternoon

Now and again when your friction peaks, what happens deep inside?
Are your synapses flickering like the breeze?
Nothing like cooling the heat and numbing the buzz, but now your luck is up
Missed your opportunity

Wouldn't it be nice and easier done taking the time?
Wouldn't it be nice if your mind could just stop?

I'm telling you

I taught your girlfriend that thing you like
All in an afternoon
She likes the rhythmic beat of the headboard banging
Boom! It gets her in the mood

I'd better leave here
Before I make things worse

Please! she screamed excited, don't let your fear out
Are you're wondering where she learned her new moves?
How, and when did the idea come for squeezing leather, whipped cream, fishnets and high shoes

I taught your girlfriend that shit she likes
All in one afternoon
I'm sure she'll take you to the kitchen, the bedroom, the garden shed
I'm sure she'll let you choose

Is it keeping you up
She's keeping me up too