Momos, jackbags, commies, and queers
It takes me forever just to order one beer
You're in our way don't act like you don't notice
We're waiting three hours to ride one rollie coaster
It's sandwich, sandwich time [2x]
Long ass lines it's the price we pay
Tony listens to Christmas music every day
Taking up my space. Eating my sandwich
Traffic everywhere, it's just too much to sandwich
It's sandwich, sandwich time [3x]
Too many people in my deli line
There's only two things that you need to know
You're a snake vs. a mongoose, Cobra or Kai
The mongoose aint your friend, so prepare to die
There's too many people in my deli line
It's sandwich, sandwich time [3x]
There's too many people in my deli
It's sandwich time