David Westfield - My Next Mistake lyrics

Well I'm careful, so kind and polite
But this changes day by day
Cos I'm just another monster
And I'll treat her the same way

I'm no sexist but I'm a sadist
And I'll play her all my songs
And I'm kinky with my morals
But the same things will go wrong
And each time I see the light
It's just a funeral pyre
Burning with the flames
Of impotent desire

When I'm drunk, I'm alcoholic
When I'm ill hypochondriac
I like to wake up alone most days
Get the monkey off my back
I'm too strange for my girlfriends
I'm too sexy for this song
I was born before my timing
Been out of date all along