Kung-Fu fighting is pretty neat
Facing down some baddies, I give them the beats
But my life's not perfect, this thing brings me down
I have not discovered how to turn around
I can't turn around, yeah, I can't turn around
It's too much to handle, I fall to the ground
But that doesn't matter, 'cause I've still got my girl
Despite that one fault, I'm still her whole world
[2x]
I was walking down the street
Confident my skills were really sweet
Then some dudes in pajamas jumped me from behind
I could not defend for that's my blind side
I could not defend, yeah, I could not defend
I had to flee to save my rear-end
I left them behind, I'm safe from them now
But I can't find my girl, 'cause I still can't turn 'round
[2x]
I can't turn around, yeah, I can't turn around
It's too much to handle, I fall to the ground
But that doesn't matter, 'cause I've still got my girl
Despite that one fault, I'm still her whole world
[3x]
It's been twenty years, I'm still trying to get back
'Cause going 'round the world is one heck of a walk
It took most of my life, yet I made it back home
But now I am doomed to a life alone
'Cause my girl found someone better than me
He can turn right around, now she's happy as can be
I can't turn around, yeah, I can't turn around
It's too much to handle, I fall to the ground
But that doesn't matter, 'cause I've still got my girl
Despite that one fault, I'm still her whole world
[2x]