Smurf - Exposure King (The Trumpet Song) lyrics

We may not be young, we may not be pretty, we may not be right good
But we're here, we're live, and for one night only, we're going for the full Monty

Come on!
[?x]

I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield with their widges hanging out
Now that would be worth 10 quid!

Tell me something
We were just saying...
Widges on parade!
Bring your own microscope!

I don't see why you're making a chuff, Gerald
Because you're fat and he's thin, and you're both fucking ugly!

I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn 'round and say
"He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser" ?
What happens then, eh?

Come on
[?x]

Left and [...], three, four
Right and [...], three, four

March and tap
One, two, three, four

Now the the belt, three, four
Now the [...], three, four
Now the [...], three, four

There we are