Dj Promo Vs. Catscan - Virgin Territory lyrics

What the fuck was I talking about?
-You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks
Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
-How many dicks is that?
--A lot.
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby
I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels
Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever
Pain… pain
-Chew? Toby Chew?
It hurts her
It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now
But when this cat fucks her it hurts
It hurts just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin
Hence, 'Like a Virgin'

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