TheCookieRapist - Clouded Cookie Box lyrics

Heyho, Kermit the frog here
And this is a mystery box
You see, if anybody can guess from the clues that I gave what is in the box, then they can keep what is in the box!
-Is it cookie?
Uh, no, it is not a cookie
-Bye, bye!
But wait a second, Cookie Monster!
There are clues!
-But who care about clues, without cookie?!
-Me want cookie!
-Huh, no cookie, no guessing game for clues
-Arrivederci, frog

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Ok, the first clue is that it is something to eat
-It’s a cookie!
No, it is not a cookie

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-Give me second clue
Ok, the second clue is that it is something round
-A cookie!
NO, IT’S NOT A COOKIE!
-Not a cookie… sorry, third clue
Third clue…
-Just thought it might be cookie of chance
No it’s not
The color of this thing is orange
-Something to eat that is round and orange, it a cookie!
NO, IT IS NOT A COOKIE
-Just thought one last chance, you know
NO, IT’S NOT A COOKIE
-Ok, uh, uh, me give up

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Cookie!
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