Introducing first, the combination in the corner to my right
At a combined weight of 522 pounds
'The Maui Mauhler', and his tag-team partner 'Kamikaze Ken'
Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 537 pounds
'El Condor', 'Conan The Great'
Here we go!
Enter the portal to begin combat
3, 2, 1...
Real fucked up, everything!