Imil - Evolution Theory (Noizmash 2008 Remix) lyrics

I've been waiting for this thing to come out for months
And now, ever day, time is slowing down
It's like... waiting for christmas
timed 1000!

Evolution is a theory!
A hare-brained theory that says I'm a monkey!
I am not a monkey!
I'm a woman!
I'm a woman!

So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsecks with a fish-squirel, congratulations!

Evolution is a theory!
A hare-brained theory that says I'm a monkey!
I am not a monkey!
I'm a woman!

I'm a woman!

Alright kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution
-Oh boy!
Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of bullcrap!
But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway
It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this:
In the begining we were all fish, ok?
Swimming around in the water
And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby
And the retard baby was different so he got to live
The retard fish goes on and make more retard babies
And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with his mutant fish-hands and it had buttsecks with a squirel or something and made THIS:
I'm a woman!

AH! I can't take it anymore! AAAAHHHH!
AAH (?X)

Evolution is a theory!
A hare-brained theory that says I'm a monkey!
I am not a monkey!
I'm a woman! (I'm a woman)

AH! I can't take it anymore! AAAAHHHH!
I am not a monkey!
I'm a woman!
AAH (?X)

So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsecks with a fish-squirel, congratulations!