Barbershop is in danger of going stale
I'm taking it into new strange places
Number eight [15x]
What the fuck is this shit?
Number eight [?x]
I'm so indie I don't wear plaid anymore
Say rad anymore, like that band anymore
'Cause I'm too indie to be like that anymore
You can find me at the vinyl at the second hand store
- I have a Justin Bieber shirt, I don't even actually like him though
It's ironic
- You want me to put more feather extensions in your hair?
- No, that's so over
I only wear braided tree-bark now
Climb with me, to the top of the indie hierarchy
Where we listen to Wu-Tang for irony
On our bikes with our snapbacks and pirate tees
What the fuck is this shit?
Number eight [?x]
Now you're totally stuck in retro-zone
Sadface