It's happened to everyone
Maybe more than once
You tell yourself tonight, I'll go out
But I won't drink, won't smoke, won't be late
I wanna have a quiet night
But then bullshit comes along and ruins your good intentions
So you drink, you smoke
You didn't want to but you did
And now you're really wasted
Thinking about tomorrow makes you say
Fuck
You are a motherfucking ass
But then bullshit comes along and ruins your good intentions
If you don't jump and don't clap your hands
You are a motherfucking ass
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