It'sa me: Mario!
Dear president Jimmy Carter
The following is a list of reasons why I, Fez, should be allowed to stay in your great country
Number 1: I have never done number one on your beautiful soil
Number 2: I have never done number two on your-- ok, scratch that...
Number 2: Fez is also a name for a hat, uncle Sam wears a hat! Coincidence? (hm hm, yes...)
3: where else am I going to live? France?
(beep) France!
(beep) France!
(beep) France!
It'sa me: Mario!
Kiss my brown ass!
It'sa me: Mario!