This isn't the dead poet's society
At best I am ambivalent towards most of you
But some of you I actively dislike
For no other reason than your poor personal hygiene
Or your irritating personalities
So, I hope I have made myself clear on this point
And in case any of you think I am joking, I am not
I assure you, that once my legal obligation
To look after your best interest is removed
I can be one truly nasty fucker
I will forget each and every one of you almost immediately
So, if you do find yourself at a loose end next year
And think it might be nice to pop in and see how we're getting on, don't
This isn't the dead poet's society
And I'm not that bloke on BBC2 that keeps gettin' kids to sing in choirs
I can be one truly nasty fucker
Live out the rest of your lives
And try not to kill anyone
I assure you, that once my legal obligation
To look after your best interest is removed
I can be one truly nasty fucker