A Minecraft Parody Of Train's 50 Ways To Say Goodbye - All These Ways To Die lyrics

Searchin through all the mines
Hopin for that fateful shine
Diamonds are always on my mind

But every time I try
It seems I always die
The creepers never bat an eye

I'm getting sick and tired of this stupid stupid game

I get blown up by a creeper
Shot by a skelly
Pummeled and pummeled to death by a zombie
Help me help me I'm running out of lives!

Fall in a pit of lava
Drown in the ocean
Fall in a ravine in the middle of my biome
Help me help me I'm running out of lives with all these ways to die!

My heart still feels the sting
That I lost everything
Down in the mine that horrible day

Mobs get me every time
Even though I kill a little slime
The rest always come after me!

I'm getting sick and tired of this stupid stupid game

I get crushed by some gravel
Jumped on by a spider
Get blown up by a ghast in the Nether
Help me help me I'm running out of lives!

Left click on a wolf
Fail to get some blaze rods
Dig straight down and fall into lava
Help me help me I'm running out of lives with all these ways to die-ie-ie

I wanna take my revenge on you
Don't wanna be the one you're always tryin to kill
But you keep coming

I'm getting sick and tired of this stupid stupid game
I'm getting sick and tired of this stupid stupid game!

I get blown up by a creeper
Shot by a skelly
Pummeled and pummeled to death by a zombie
Help me help me I'm running out of lives!

Fall in a pit of lava
Drown in the ocean
Fall in a ravine in the middle of my biome
Help me help me I'm running out of lives!

I get crushed by some gravel
Jumped on by a spider
Get blown up by a ghast in the Nether
Help me help me I'm running out of lives!

Left click on a wolf
Fail to get some blaze rods
Dig straight down and fall into lava
Help me help me I'm running out of lives with all these ways to die!