Steam Powered Giraffe - Walter Robotics Rap lyrics

Yo put on the beats
Now we're having a ball
Gonna tell you 'bout a company that tops 'em all
Walter Robotics Break it down
When it comes to robots they're the best in town

Walter Robotics Fall in line
All the competitors are just wasting their time
Yeah I'm looking for quality in a tri-core mainframe
At a bargain value with a family name

Other companies charge for additional parts
They nickle and dime you and they smell like farts
But Walter Robotics They're the good guys
Every tenth purchase they give you a prize

Its assorted bath soaps

Walter Robotics they'll treat you well
We've got sprockets, cogs, and cold fusion cells
Walter Robotics give them a call
Discounts on power cores from now through the fall

Hello?
No, I'm sorry you have the wrong number
That wasn't even the number flashing on the screen
You shouldn't have my personal information

When you want to buy hearts for your tin men in mass
We've got iron, brass, and even timelord class
Other companies have an order minimum
But we'll sell you a bolt because those guys are dumb

Walter Robotics deal of the day
100 dollars off when the price horse neighs
Walter Robotics take it from Spine
When I want to buy a robot going here I'm inclined

Walter Robotics sale of the year
Buy 20 roomba hats, get a free root beer
Walter Robotics We'll take care of you
Customer service like the fresh morning dew

Walter Robotics our word is true
If you're not happy Hatchy will eat his shoe
I'm going to do it anyway, so it doesn't matter
And then I'll eat your shoes