This game has become an overnight phenomenon
Players are reported to have been seen drifting into a trance-like state
And then uncontrollably raving into the early hours of the morning
No one can explain this but early research has shown that the music is to blame
We have found out that this music is called hardcore
The game, Zaboocan
A government official has now ordered the removal of the game
And is trying to ban all forms of hardcore and raves
An unnamed spokesperson for the game has said if Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd now be all running around in dark rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music
Electronic music [3x]
Listening to repetitive electronic music
Electronic music [3x]
Zaboocan
I have just played the game and listened to the track, I am totally devastated by the effect this hardcore music could have
An emergency government meeting is to take place today
Hardcore must be banned
Zaboocan must be banned
The game, Zaboocan