Right now
As you sit in your comfortable seats
Viewing your filmed entertainment
Perhaps enjoying something from the concession stand
Consider this:
The active human body can generate up to 12,000 Btus of body heat
pure, precious, life-giving energy
It is unfortunate that your collective puny little minds couldn't figure out a way to harness this energy
Put it to good use somehow. but that's beside the point
The point is, to keep generating all that energy
Your body need to be replenished
So drink your Powerrade
We have quotas to meet
Drink more
The active human body can generate up to 12,000 Btus of body heat
pure, precious, life-giving energy
Your body need to be replenished
So, drink more
Drink more (x?)