Dr. Davis, telephone please
Dr. Blaire, Dr. Blaire
Dr. J. Hamilton, Dr. J. Hamilton
Soviets
It's 10 minutes past curfew, why are you still up?
(In other news, bizarre rumors of)
(Political and religious leaders)
(That have shocked this city over the last month)
Hello? Hello?
(Seems to have ended as suddenly)
(As they began, no terrorist group has come forth claiming)
(Responsibility for the slaying)
Perhaps you need another shot
(But police have a suspect in custody)
(Under observation at a state hospital)
That should do it
(His identity is being withheld pending further investigation)
(Sports and weather next)
Sweet dreams, you bastard