Imil - Evolution Theory (K.H.D. Remix) lyrics

I-i-i-i-it goes [15x]
It goes something like this!
AAAH AAH (?X)

Alright kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution

In the begining we were all fish, and then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby
And the retard baby was different so he got to live
The retard fish goes on and make more retard babies
And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with his mutant fish-hands and it had buttsecks with a squirel or something and made THIS: retard-frog-squirel
And then THAT had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog
And than this monkey-fish-frog had buttsecks with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made YOU!

You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsecks with a fish-squirel

You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsecks with a fish-squirel, congratulations!
AH, I can't take it anymore!

Alright kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution
-Oh boy!
Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULLCRAP!
But I was told to teach it anyway...

AH, I can't take it anymore! HAA!