Evolution...
Theory...
Evolution...
Theory...
Oh boy!
Oh boy! (oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy....)
Alright kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution
It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this:
it goes something like [6x]
(HAAAAAAAA) (I can't take it anymore!)
AAH AAH (?X)
And the retard baby was different so he got to live
The retard fish goes on and make more retard babies
And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with his mutant fish-hands and it had buttsecks with a squirel or something and made THIS: retard-frog-squirel
And then THAT had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog
And than this monkey-fish-frog had buttsecks with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made YOU!
Oooh boooy!
That made you
(oh boy!)
HAAAAAAAA
AAH AAH (?X)
I can't take it anymore!
Oh boy! (oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy....)
Thaaat maaadeeee youuuuuuu (you you you you)