Good evening
Infidel
Are you scared?
-not really, no
God damnn it!
-So you're a terrorist?
Yes!
I'm a terrorisssst
Hahahaha!
Silence!
Silence!
Silence! I kill you!
That was dark, was it not?!
-But when you're a terrorist, I suppose you have some kind of specialty?
Yes! I'm a suicide bomber
-Ah, so you're finished?
WHAT?
Silence!
I need some music
I can do this crap too!
Ok, here's another one
Holy crap!
That was dark, was it not?!
God damn it!
-So what exactly happened to you?
Heh?!
-What happened?
Oooh, if you must know, I'm a horrible suicide bomber
-What happened?
I had a premature detonation
I set the timer on thirty minutes, but it went off in 4 seconds
You know what that's like, right?
-I have something to tell you
What?
-You really are dead!
God damn it!
I kill you!
-What I mean is, I don't want racist jokes in my act
You racist bastard!
Hahahaha!
Da-da-da-da-da-damn it
-So you're a terrorist?
Yes!
I'm a terrorisssst
-What kind of terrorist?
A terrifying terrorissst
Silence!
-So uuh, you did all this for a bunch of virgins?
yes!