That circus
Talk about carnies
Carnies, gypsies, conmen, you name it
A real fucking ball of shit
There was this guy they had working there
He did some sort of thing on people
They all called him the phantom
He got in a bar-room fight one night
All the bar was arrested
A lot of them fucking circus clowns
Guess what?
The phantom's done, gone and disappeared
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about
He was a marine from North Carolina
He had a sister with one leg
She had a sort of carved stick
She killed three kids in the first grade
This is the kind of shit
Fucking funny
Is the kind of shit
Oh my god
This is just fucking stupid
Fuck you [2x]
Carnies, gypsies, conmen, you name it
A real fucking ball of shit
Fucking funny
Fuck you [2x]