Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost-bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
'Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot [3x]