Barry Feldman - A Girl Like You lyrics

Cupboard is bare, bulletin board is blank
No one around to blame, no one around to thank
Well I've never cooked no qwiches, so I ain't the wimpiest guy
But eggshells in my French toast can bring a tear to my eye

But if I had a woman
I'd get nothing done
I'd love her in the mornin
And all afternoon
I'd never write no songs, I'd never right no wrongs
If I had a woman I'd surely be ruined
If I had a girl like you

I know I'm a slave of love, I got a crush on romance
I get a rush just holdin my pillow, Love throws me into a trance
Happy endings on the late show end up givin me the blues
And the neighbors can hear someone laughin by himself at cartoons

But if I had a woman, I'd probably get nothing done
I'd love her in the mornin
And all afternoon
I'd never write no songs, I'd never right no wrongs
If I had a woman I'd surely be ruined
If I had a girl like you

Well I always brake for visions but this girl froze me in my tracks
I'd get a rush just holdin her mittens, every glance is a heart attack
I long to hold her in my arms till my elbow dislocates
I long to see the shadow of my nose across her face

But if I had a woman maybe I'd get something done
If she'd love me in the mornin
I just might work till the moon
I wouldn't write this song, I might not right no wrongs
But if I had a woman I'd sure try to
If I had a girl like you