The Lonely Island feat. Jimmy Fallon & The Roots - YOLO lyrics

YOLO - You only live once
The battle cry of a generation
This life is a precious gift
So don't get too crazy
It's not worth the risk

You know that we are still young
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
Cause you only live once

You only live once, that's the motto
So take a chill pill
Ease off the throttle
Never go to loud clubs
Cause it's bad for your ears
Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear
And stay the hell away from drugs
Cause they're not legal
Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle

You should never trust a bank
They've been known to fail
And never travel by car or bus, boat or by rail
And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all
Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls
And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya
And never go in saunas
Cause they're crawling with piranhas
And never take the stairs
Cause they're often unsafe
You only live once
Don't let it go to waste

You know that we are still young
So hold off on the fun
Cook your meat 'til it's done
Cause you only live once

And here's another piece of advice
Stay away from kids
Cause their hair is filled with mad lice
There's no such thing as too much
This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell
So don't 1984 us
Sending bugs into sockets
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
Then hire a taster
Make him check your food for poison
And if you think your mailman is a spy
Then destroy him
No blankets or pajamas
They could choke you in your sleep
Two words about furniture
Killing Machines
Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health
And always wear a strait jacket
So you're safe from yourself

Gotta get your money right now
And by the year 2020------
You can have a portofolio diversified like
Stocks and bounds and hustlers on the side
Enough the bank bunches
Crazy ass non-sense
You wake up in the morning
Faberge egg omlet
Thus money invents some
To spinning landsome
It is disposable income
You only live once, right

YOLO
Say no, no
Isolate yourself
And just roll solo, be careful
You should look out also stands for YOLO

You know that we are still young
Burn the prints off your thumbs
And pull out all your teeth
So you can't bite your tongue

Only on this earth for a short time
So don't go outside if you don't wanna die
Just take our advice and hide
And scream YOLO to the sky
You ought to look out