Alec Frost - Wanton Wendy lyrics

Elephant in the ice box
Alpaca in the pie
Polar bear on the sofa
The apple of my eye
Orangutan on the piano
Chimp on the snare
Baboon on the bass guitar
Gives new meaning to gorilla warfare

Your mother and I
We hate to see you in a low-cut sweater
Wendy
Make your mama cry
Wendy
Make your mama sad again

The elephants are watching television
Another Seinfeld repeat
The cheddar-box mice are gossiping
About the embarrassed zebra
My friend says it's like a zoo in here
You know he's probably right on the money

Your mother and I
We hate to see you in a low-cut sweater
Wendy
Make your mama cry
Wendy
Make your mama sad again