The Vinylraider - King Shit Penis Terror (I Love My Penis) lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
My mother thanks you
My father thanks you
My sister thanks you
And I thank you

In your face!

I see you walking around
I'm creeping not making sounds
I swear your booty so round and now I'm so horny
I got my phone took a pic
Sent it to yours, you should click
Yeah look it that, thats my dick but now I'm so horny
You're applying lotion
Bouncing in slow motion
I jizz like an ocean
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
Well here's my penis
So touch it maybe
It kinda slants right at you baby
But that's my penis so kiss it maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
Well here's my penis, lets make some babies
And all the other girls never date me
But here's my penis
Can I put it in your booty?

Whoa!

The royal penis is clean your highness

I see you walking around
I'm creeping not making sounds
I swear your booty so round and now I'm so horny
I got my phone took a pic
Sent it to yours, you should click
Yeah look it that, thats my dick but now I'm so horny
You're applying lotion
Bouncing in slow motion
I jizz like an ocean
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
Well here's my penis
So touch it maybe
It kinda slants right at you baby
But that's my penis so kiss it maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
Well here's my penis, lets make some babies
And all the other girls never date me
But here's my penis [?x]

The royal penis is clean your highness
Thank you king shit

Whoa! [2x]
Yes!
In your face, mad boy![2x]

King shit

I see you walking around
I'm creeping not making sounds
I swear your booty so round and now I'm so Horny
I got my phone took a pic
Send it to yours you should click
Yeah look it that, thats my dick but now I'm so horny
You're applying lotion
Bouncing in slow motion
I jizz like an ocean
Where you think you're going, baby? [x?]

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
Well here's my penis so touch it maybe
It kinda slants right at you baby
But that's my penis so kiss it maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
Well here's my penis, lets make some babies
And all the other girls never date me
But here's my penis
Can I put it in your booty?

The royal penis is clean your highness
Thank you king shit